“Did you seriously not even bother to read the first sentence?”

That would be comparable to my wearing a shirt with a swastika on it for attention. The message on the inside of me is what counts and I hate Nazis. No, actually, I am just being an attention-whoring turd trying to shock people.

Why did I just read that entire article in John Oliver’s voice?

I’d also like to give a shout out to Three Kings. That whole sepia desert vibe was pretty nice.

In order to prevent such tomfoolery, they should include the entire body of the article in the headline.

“Sir, don’t push that button!”
“I am Groot?”
“Nooooooo!”

Back in my day, broadcasters would seldom disagree. “Yeah, this team is really good/bad” was the general consensus. Now, ESPN and the like have turned into professional wrestling. I blame Lee Corso for being patient zero in an era where saying “Not so fast my friend” somehow equals ratings. No. It’s not a hot take.…

It is possible that I completely agree with your comments. Then again, I may not. I do not understand, but, hell, here’s a star anyway.

YES! I talked to that dude at a gas station in Blythewood. He said the kids like it. He seemed pretty happy to be driving what is essentially a PR mobile.

Whoa there... He never called them cerebral.

Another pro tip... If you see me in line, get in another. I don’t care how short my line looks. In this situation, size does not matter. Just trust me. You will be home watching the Golden Girls while I am still watching one count pennies. Save yourself!

I know that’s Charlie from “It’s always Sunny”, Eddie Money, and Kid Rock. However, that second dude is an actor, but his name escapes me. Please help, Kinja!

That was a joke based on the world’s perception that Americans are stupid imbeciles.

I think this list is just for English talking podcasts.

Without knowing much about golf, I assume this is one of the European players.

Laughing and in need of a shower. +1

Released for a DUI? He must not be very good.

With the retirement of Megatron, I was wondering what talented WR I was going to feel sorry for. Hi Alshon!

Corrected, see above. (despite the “He would have had more yards receiving if he had more catches” argument).

I stand corrected. He played a cover three. I was wrong.