Why did I just read that entire article in John Oliver’s voice?

Back in my day, broadcasters would seldom disagree. “Yeah, this team is really good/bad” was the general consensus. Now, ESPN and the like have turned into professional wrestling. I blame Lee Corso for being patient zero in an era where saying “Not so fast my friend” somehow equals ratings. No. It’s not a hot take.…

YES! I talked to that dude at a gas station in Blythewood. He said the kids like it. He seemed pretty happy to be driving what is essentially a PR mobile.

Whoa there... He never called them cerebral.

Another pro tip... If you see me in line, get in another. I don’t care how short my line looks. In this situation, size does not matter. Just trust me. You will be home watching the Golden Girls while I am still watching one count pennies. Save yourself!

I know that’s Charlie from “It’s always Sunny”, Eddie Money, and Kid Rock. However, that second dude is an actor, but his name escapes me. Please help, Kinja!

That was a joke based on the world’s perception that Americans are stupid imbeciles.

I think this list is just for English talking podcasts.

Without knowing much about golf, I assume this is one of the European players.

Laughing and in need of a shower. +1

Released for a DUI? He must not be very good.

With the retirement of Megatron, I was wondering what talented WR I was going to feel sorry for. Hi Alshon!

Corrected, see above. (despite the “He would have had more yards receiving if he had more catches” argument).

I stand corrected. He played a cover three. I was wrong.

He would shadow WRs last year. He pretty much shut down Odell.

I hear he’s cerebral!

I prefer to take it a step further and ask if if they have any last words / things they would like to leave to their children / accepted JC as their lord and savior.

Honest question... What would your assessment be if this vehicle was $70k? (I’m curious. It sounds like it would still be horrible.)

Wait... Did you vote np or cp?

Okay... I just ordered a pair.

Okay... I just ordered a pair.