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What’s a Catch and Release: The Story of Dez Bryant and the Cowboys

What you’re actually saying here is “no matter how thorough the investigation, I know Hardwick is guilty and that there’s no way Dykstra is lying.” And you really can’t back that up, so you just say “it’s fucked up all around.”

It’s this sort of double-standard, combined with the fact that none of those comments are serious (they’re all clearly meant as dark/sarcastic humour), and is something that he’s actively stopped doing long ago that bugs me so much about this.

Right wingers can say whatever sexist and racist thing they want and nothing happens (see current president). A “lefty” cannot have done anything wrong in their life, or they will have their careers ruined.

A Police Lineup

lebron james

SPOILER: Turns out there was no “rage virus” and it was just Twitter.

Now that Labron James got his ass beat and handed to him by the Celtics” it’s cool Simmons writes in sometimes 

I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t going to hold someone responsible to a standard that he himself cannot meet.

Don’t worry. Once that Nigerian bank releases his funds, Kavanaugh will clear up everything.

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

*Maisie

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

All of this feels so insane to me that I keep having to lay it out and see if it starts to make any more sense, and it never does: Winston was allowed to maintain his innocence

Arty Monks is a great guy.

What happens in the quantum realm, stays in the quantum realm.

I didn’t know Jameis was a Trump supporter