actually, the review is good

As someone who also bears the unholy burden of the surname Kuntz, let me please take some time to say that dude’s parents are fucking assholes for naming their kid Harry. Fuck right off, jerks.

That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

This is a violation of my privacy.

I wish I had the energy now that George Soros has in his late 80s. That man is so busy planning bus routes for illegal immigrants to raid voting booths, training crisis actors like David Hogg, and now running sport blogs, I don’t know how he finds time to pimp underage sex slaves to Bill Clinton.

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

He’s going to take me through my uncles facebook page?

Definitely convinced this guy has access to Trump.

thats how it starts and if you are not careful next thing you know you are eating horse shit

their fault for their new Ambien wing sauce

what a time to be alive.

Is working out every other day 3.5 workouts a week?

Not to split hairs, Patrick, but I think James only needs to do that three times for the Warriors to win.

Phil would have better weed.

Green Bay’s owners are used to getting squeezed—but it’s usually when they wear a belt with fancy black jeans.

Can’t blame Colangelo for finding ways to blow off steam. It’s easy to get a little hot under all that collar.

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

You’re statistically correct, but baby boy’s got blog deadlines, so...

Seems like as good a time as any for this classic

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.