Dan seems to ignore that that beautiful sunset was due to horrific wildfires going on in the area.

Well, that... or elect him as the junior senator from Alabama

He also hides the salami by himself as well.

My thoughts and prayers are with those struck down by the Death Star.

Yeah, but the only way to stop a bad guy with a lightsaber is a good guy with a lightsaber.

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

Come on 2017, can’t we have ANYTHING nice?

This is why you should never hire a fox to coach bears.

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There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

wow. Not a dry Mike in the building.

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

Stephen A. Smith has a scorching hot take about the Lombardi Trophy wearing that hoodie.

Not this guy...

I wish Dak, Dez and Zeke would put this to the test. I honestly don’t think Jerruh would follow through. He cares about winning way too much to be principled.