The Quicker Fucker Upper

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Yeah....six sequels? Why would anyone even do that?

What this franchise really needs is a terminator from the future sent back in time in order to kill James Cameron right after he finished T2.

oh, don’t be obtuse

I don’t know. I’m trying to get the right angle to understand all of this.

It really was a solid tangent.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

Also, tell Euclid to go fuck himself.

honestly though? who’ll watch the watchmen?

Jesus. So all this time he was really kicking his wife?

McAdoo about nothing.

Not going to happen...ever

unsharted territory

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Yeah, a pretty crappy excuse, if you ask me.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

HeREEKiel SMELLSofIT - IT stands for “Intimidating (T)Clown”, because the clown lives in the sewers and eats children and quits on plays and lets down the whole great state of Texas by being a bad clown. That’s who you are, HeReekiel SmellsofIT, you’re a bad clown and I hope the discipline you get is Jason Garrett…