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Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

BRB changing all of my profile “about me”s to say “gorgeous loner”

When he was arrested, Gilbert reportedly ate two slices of pizza, an Egg McMuffin, an apple and a sandwich, and bragged to cops that he maintained his figure with “a lot of diet and exercise.”

The desire to humiliate women and interfere with bodily autonomy knows no borders.

Why does this need to be private? I wish that I had known that it was so common when I miscarried, saying that we should wait or that it’s private or shouldn’t be talked about it why so many people end up blindsided when it happens.

Not to have sex (unless you are married to a Republican and not working or the secret mistress of one).

I don’t know what republicans want. They don’t want women to be able to have babies they don’t want woman to be able to avoid having babies.

Has to be:

Holy crap, yesss! Look at the bar below this post: Filed Under: Carly Rae Jepsen

It’s the new payola.

What I find problematic more than anything is somebody else telling me what I like, what I don’t like, why I should/shouldn’t like it and generally using far too many words to lecture me like a damn pedant about what’s good and what’s not. Or what’s going to make my summer just the bossest summer ever. (This goes

Am I crazy or are both Slate and Gawker in cahoots with Carly Rae Jepsen this year? I keep seeing these posts extolling how great her every new single is, like they discovered her ass or something. “Why I REALLY REALLY REALLY Like You is Perfect.” or “The New Carly Rae Jepsen Song is 60% BETTER Than the Last One!” It

Seriously, every time I hear “females,” I imagine the person saying it sounds like Quark.

Would it be possible to refute the statement “Chris Brown is a genetically modified Ferengi”?

“Do these females think I’m MADE of gold-pressed latinum???”

Apparently, you live in a world where moral obligations fall entirely on the laborer.

Dear god, I need to finally watch this show.

“I sat, and am forever at work here.”

She should’ve just called it an internship