This story has been passed around for a looooong time. I applaud your sense of humor, but I don't think this happened to you IRL.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Good for you, I fight with hospital workers on a daily basis because of how incredibly rude and out of line they are in terms of length of stay for uninsured patients and trying to collect payment.

I did so much yelling that day. Chased the lady out and yelled at her in the hallway, found her immediate supervisor, yelled at her, found a phone number for their corporate supervisor, yelled at that person. Every variety of yelling was done.

My mom was so out of it when my dad died over the summer that she accidentally chose an urn shaped like a turtle for his ashes. My sister and I lost our shit laughing/crying when we received it and my mom just stared at it in horror. Dad would have gotten a kick out of it. Edited: sorry about your dog.

This is a church, not a funeral home, but the priest at my grandmother’s funeral chose to give a sermon on the topic of the evils of abortion. She’d been a member of the parish for decades and had a number of family members planning the funeral, and with even a little effort, he should have been able to find something…

“I was once in the emergency room with a loved one when the hospital’s billing service came by and tried to cajole his credit card number out of him just after he’d been given a powerful painkiller.”

“Hi Amy, Hope you’re well. Excited for you to meet Rita Ora tomorrow...We all sat with her today and she’s an incredible spark,”

Well to a point it’s true, because what this dickhole is saying is that she should feel ashamed for having an adult body and not the one she had as a minor.

she can do so much better. i dont think there’s forgiving someone who blames you for their cancer because of std ignorance and stigma and just pure misogyny.

Not me, man.

What's wrong with The Olive Garden?

I broke my dad of that habit completely by little kid accident when I was maybe 8? We were sitting in a dinner and he made an awful comment about some lady’s weight and I asked him, “Daddy, do you think I’m pretty?”

Dads are the worst. Its extra creepy to have dads chime in on who they deem sexually attractive enough to obtain his approval.

So weird how these guys who feel they must ‘comment on weight’ are never fitness poster boys themselves. Yet, as fat as they are, they don’t have to go through life with strange women shouting at them about it.

“Forced marriage” is a term I can’t wrap my head around. Would we call that an oxymoron?

From these accounts, it seems like people know exactly where the girls are. Aisha’s aunt came to get her. Other girls have been ransomed. If a bunch of teenaged girls can escape and walk home, it’s not exactly fort Knox. This leads me to think that our world governments have no interest in helping these girls. They…

Who keeps paying her for this garbage???

Can someone explain to me like I’m five, what the difference is between states, territories, and commonwealths? I went to a shitty school. I know Massachusetts calls itself a commonwealth, but is still somehow a state? I’m way too old to not know this.

Thanks for this comment.... I got a big "acting like a fool in restaurants isn't always so funny for your server" feeling from this article. That said, I would take that fuckin' BUNNY as a tip any day. Holy shit. Except last time I adopted a bunny my cat ate it. Well, more like murdered and mauled it and left it's…