I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.
bringmefood
bringmefood
It’s crazy that one moment we’re completely fine and the next on the brink of death and not really know why. Hope this dude is okay.
So I assume he told the guys in his own dugout not to score anymore? I mean, it was in exceptionally bad taste to keep scoring even after one of the White Sox pitchers collapsed in the dugout with a ruptured intracranial aneurysm, right?
They sprung this news on LeBron in the postgame interview (which is a gross thing to do) and he choked up on live TV. Obviously Pop is loved in the NBA community and I suspect a whole lot of players knew Erin and cared about her as well. I’m sure Pop will receive an absolute outpouring of sympathy, both publicly and…
Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
This fuckin guy.
when he really fully applies himself his dominance is rivaled only by me in a Red Robin
Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...
Jose Bautista is subject of one of my all time favorite Onion articles (graphics?)
Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.
Everything is awful.
“he’s had the freedom to ask me for it whenever he wanted”
Yup, she’s clearing the way so her book can’t be injuncted.
I am undergoing periodic panic attacks since my wife abandoned my daughter and I last year. I haven’t really talked about it much, except with my boss who has been very supportive of all my time off as I get my meds stabilized and have to make divorce court appearances.
Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.
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Two’s company, three’s a crowd
We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!
“when has a Kardashian EVER positively impacted an NBA player?”