Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I’m going to use this place to talk about the new diet coke ad.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Dead serious, it’s really nice to have a story that’s just, “omg, this game was fun as hell.” Maybe not all the time, but right now, especially with all the snark towards the Warriors and the unending bullshit with refs and players being dicks, it’s nice to be reminded why sports are just fun as hell sometimes.

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

Coldstone.

No way he’s under 275. He’s probably 6' 1", three bills.

6'3", 285 lbs.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

As as anyone but Pats fan I support whoever can beat them. Not the Patriots again. God no, not that crew and their insufferable fans. I will not be able to stand their humble brags for the rest of their lives about how the Pats defied and defeated a global conspiracy by Goodell, the NFL and the fourth horseman of the…

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

My first semester of college, I am living at home to save money (lived 30 minutes from school). Bumped into a girl I had known from high school who I had always joked around with. After a few minutes of chit-chat she leans up to whisper ‘Always wanted to know you better.’ so I suggested we go to dinner the next night.

Heh. Absolutely true story. It’s the late ‘80s (this is important), and I’m with my long-term GF (about my age, 22/23 or so), in her bedroom at her folks’ house. Sometime about midnight-ish, rowdiness starts to happen, and the GF is pining for some candle-play. So the tapers come out (we were duly diligent, so they…

Basically this, but I managed to make it to the hallway first

People think it’s more embarrassing to get caught by the parents, but I’m here to tell you, friend, it’s getting caught by the brother. That lasts a lifetime.

I was with this little spinner a long while ago and we were at her place which was a very nice studio apartment. Anyways we’re sorta all over the place and end up with me sitting in this kinda funky artsy chair with her on top.