People ask us why we harp on Bill Simmons a lot here and the answer is because he’s the most powerful, influential sportswriter in America.

I feel like this is the foundation for a Seinfeld episode where George wants to go to space to gain 3 inches of height.

Steven Adams is the hero in all of this.

What is this?

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

Look at this asshole.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

yes

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

#NeverForget the James Harden-related best Deadspin comment ever!

More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.