Meanwhile, Australia may not have had a civil war (by the time everyone got riled up enough the pubs had opened), but the women parliamentarians of the New South Wales state government did stage a “loo coup” to protest the fact that a building built in the 19-fucking-80s had way way more facilities for men’s grooming…

Buy stock in push-pins and string

Me too. I even hunted down the css conflict that’s causing it for me and sent it in, no response. Kinja’d!

It’s the Overton Window For Dummies. Every time we think we’ve grasped the dimensions of Stupid Watergate, they move the Window of Incompetence several feet to the dumber. And we recalibrate: “Oh, right, I was totally giving them too much credit.”

“Your honor, there is some seriously damning evidence in the raid, but it’s all tied to Sean Hannity. We’d like to avoid naming him if possible, and would also like the FBI to not look at that stuff.”

He’s been on his radio show complaining that “journalism is dead.” Sean Hannity complaining that journalism is dead.

The abortions thing is top notch. They ALL paid for abortions. Then get on their high horse about being pro life. Fuck them forever.

Update: Hold on, EVEN BETTER:

The script would have this scene furiously scratched out with notes in the margin— “Too heavyhanded, not believable enough, not necessary to convey the character’s stupidity”.

I was, but I don’t think I was expecting it to get quite this much stupider.

The story of HOW Hannity’s name came out just highlights how inept Cohen and Trump’s legal teams really are.

If I remember correctly, Fox handles sexual harassment claims in house or hires competent big law firms. Cohen is only hired when you need some one to threaten a mistress.

“How many opiates do I need to take to make me forget all this?”

It is WILD how dumb these motherfuckers are

And here I was just fantasizing a couple of days ago about Hannity getting caught up with this clusterfuck. Christmas in April!

I think most of us earned $28 while reading this article.

One of my lowest dad moments was yelling “stop acting like a child” at my son, who was three years old at the time.

she’s probably hoping you like to eating out on vacation as well. just keep that in mind...

I gave my daughter the not-yelling but still firm “You’re not a baby anymore. You’re a big girl. Act like it.”