Yup white and from Australia. Normally wouldn’t give it a second thought but it’s all seemed to have ramped up so quickly and when children’s authors are being interrogated... I don’t know. My fiance was like, ‘why are we going there, we could go literally anywhere else and not have to think about guns and border…

US travel question for Jezzies - I’ve been to the US many times, plus all over the world really, but this is the first time I’m actually feeling nervous about visiting somewhere. Anyone gone through security and been held? We’re going on a road trip but what with the general travel issues people have been having we’ve…

Following :) I get married in six weeks... although fiance and I have been together for eight years so I’m thinking (hoping) that nothing really changes.

Every time I see a picture of that Tiffany daughter I think the poor thing looks like Miss Piggy. Unfortunately it appears that she has neither the flair nor the joie de vivre of Miss Piggy, which seems unfair. Then again, given what a bunch of arseholes that family is, I’m sure she’ll cope.

It’s the ‘Brit Awards’ not the Brits Awards. Don’t want to be a dick about this but it’s definitely not Brits Awards.

COMPLETELY AGREE. Oh I miss that show so much.

It looks like they’re sitting on converted IBC tanks.

OMG came here to say exactly that. Was watching Ramona and Beezus today whilst doing some work (one of my favourite films of all time, not even embarrassed/sorry) and she’s even great in that too. Sigh... why can’t I be that cool?

As it happens, I’m currently in the market for some wedding bands and I learnt that we don’t even have 14k gold here in Australia for rings etc, only 18K. I want to make some sort of joke about Trump/shitty quality American gold but I’ve had too much wine now and can’t think of a single funny thing to say except that…

Life goals, right there. She sounds awesome

Oh my god I love that aspect of Tiny House Hunters..’It’s just so small’... YES IT IS TOO SMALL THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT a family of four in a shoebox is probably a bad idea. It’s wonderful

OMG I remember that - good times. In the words of my wonderful partner - what a fuck knuckle J Packer is.

True. Also true re: funny wigs

It’s Australia, not the UK.

Om my god I am actually just sitting in my office laughing in the silence like a loon.

Much more cosy, that’s for sure.

Look, as a long term Australian resident I have to say I am all too aware of the danger of drop bears, however a drop bear is not a koala. Related - yes. Marsupial - yes. Vicious - also yes. Still not bears.

I just can’t help myself you know. It’s a personality flaw - my whole life I haven’t been able to let the koala bear thing go. IT’S NOT A BEAR IT’S A MARSUPIAL will be on my gravestone.

They’re not bears they’re marsupials.

Yum - I forgot how easy it is to just make it. Always forget to buy cheesecloth though...