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That is NOT a trademark Wendy Liebman joke- it reads like a Joan Rivers joke first of all, but I told the parallel joke when I was in high school and I likely modified that joke from an act I saw in the early 1980s. This joke concept way predates Wendy’s fame.
There was a woman stand up comedian in the late 1970s who…

Oh please, when I was in high school I wanted to be a comedian and I made that same joke, from the guy’s point of view. “No, I’m always a gentleman, when I take a girl out for pizza I always pay... for sex. I’m a gentleman! I pay her for sex. What? What?”

That was probably around 1986 for me and chances are I really…