I would feel bad about how happy Duke losing makes me, if I wasn’t so happy

Eat the rich.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

This is a pretty common situation in my world. I’m 38. We’ve mostly learned being bothered by exes is a waste of a time when you’re an adult.  Makes me wonder how young some of these commenters are.

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

+1 for your name +1 for KEXP, the best radio station in the nation if not the world. Though I am still in mourning over the retirement of Leon the Proctologist of rock and roll!

He’s barely intelligible.

I have told this story in the past, but on June 28th, 2010 my then-wife told me she was leaving me. On June 29th, the Frightened Rabbit cover of Confetti was the new Undercover series release. I’d never heard anything by them before, but I broke down sobbing at my desk at work as I listened to it. They were the first…

That third and two play in the first overtime was awful. Either trust your line to run it up the middle, or trust your Heisman-winning quarterback to throw for two yards. But dear god, don’t run it outside when the Bulldogs strength is their speedy front seven. They’re lucky they even made the field goal because the…

For those of you who haven’t read “Where Men Win Glory,” it is an absolute must.

If this were a just world every NFL player would kneel for the anthem after hearing that.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken