Its next to the Jezebel list of Donald Trump nicknames...

Any valid list of “Bad Christmas Songs” has to include both “Jingle Bell Rock” and the Bruce Springsteen version of “Santa Claus is coming to town”. Man, I hate that song, and I’ve heard it about a million times every season for 40 years.

My favorite “small guy” player was Darrin Nelson. I can remember seeing him while he played at Stanford as a freshman and thinking “He’s going to win the Heisman” (he ended up finishing sixth the year Marcus Allen won it).

At my kids most recent gymnastics meet, I guess they didn’t have a recording of the National Anthem, so they made everyone stand and do the Pledge of Allegiance.

Ken is also a great semi-regular guest on the “Doug Loves Movies” podcast.

Exactly. Hey you recording an entire concert on your iPhone...how about you just be present in the moment and watch the fucking concert?

Why the hell is someone wearing a Steelers jersey to a Dolphins-Niners game? That makes no sense at all...

To Mac: How to get over a girl? Try paying a divorce lawyer. That works like a champ.

I know people (including my ex-wife) who work for the Fed EPA, and after getting a look at the guy being rumored to be the new Boss (Myron Ebell...climate change denier), they are absolutely despondent.

Trump ran for office so people would have to stand up when he enters a room.

From all Sonics fans: Fuck Howard Schulz, with a rusty chain saw, sideways, for now and forever.

When I lived in Melbourne for a year, I couldn’t believe they gave me a day off for a horse race (I was also lucky one of my co-workers told me about it. I would have shown up for work otherwise). I didn’t understand why they had it on a Tuesday, so I asked my neighbor “Why don’t they have this on a Monday so…

Yes, SOME cyclists are terrible with respect to the rules of the road.

I’ve gotten to where I DVR the local team’s (Seahawks) game and then fast-forward through all the commercials. I’ve also gotten to where I fast-forward through the down-time/replays between plays.

Might be just me....but that looks like a pretty nice neighborhood. I thought Trump has been saying that all African-Americans live in crime-ridden hellholes.

Let’s see...in the past year (working backwards):

No one thought to ask why the hell Anon’s parents had a MACE in their attic???

When I moved in with my GF a few years back, she informed me that to properly make the bed, the opening end of pillowcases had to be to the OUTER EDGE of the bed. Why this makes a lick of difference, I have no idea, but I’ve learned not to ask questions.

Want to tell my Ex-Wife that?

From Breitbart? Really?