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Remember when you had to run your car under hot water to get it to change color?

Can they make a shape shift car that isn’t fucking ugly?

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I too have poor sleeping habits and smoke daily. But those sleep problems existed well before and weed actually gets me to sleep.

4th Gear: Can all the people who constantly say “Well he doesn’t really have that much money” shut the hell up now?

I live in Indianapolis, and people blow red lights here all the time now. It’s honestly getting completely ridiculous.

Further proof SUVs/trucks are simply too big. They’re extremely rollover-prone, and will flip over in accidents that a normal sedan would stay firmly planted.

Stick shifts should be mandatory. Harder to play around on your phone when your right hand has work to do. 

How many of those folks were walking distracted with their faces buried in their phone and wearing ear buds?

Cool, so we’re going to have way more expensive, heavy, flaky cars with more distracted drivers “in control” of them. Swell. Just swell.

Lol. Today in dystopian news, allowing college students to sleep in their cars in a parking lot is a “step in the right direction.”

I had to borrow my sister’s blue GEO in the late 90s for a few weeks. She was in college at the time and had a nasty habit of living like a hoarder in her car. If you have driven a GEO you know it feels like you are in giant fishbowl, just look at all those fucking windows. Anyways people would see in my car and

A few years ago BaT said they wouldn’t take our 2014 Audi RS7 with like 15k miles because it didn’t “fit” there platform of cool..  they’ve gone bat sh*t crazy… 

Exactly. I used to be in the same boat until I just quit trying. Maybe you’ll see this, maybe not.

I think you misspelled 3-series, which has always been the heart and soul of the company historically. Especially the last few generations of 5-series have been bloated barges.

And ageless beauty.....

the x7 is fucking hideous and its success a testament to modern society

You’re gaslighting a lot of qualities onto a car that you would never own anyway. Fact of the matter is, 1990s Japanese sports cars are skyrocketing in value because the kids that drooled over them in movies and video games are now adults with money to burn. The fact so many have been modded and tuned leaving next to

You aren’t getting it. Any more modern car is going to kill anything 20 years + older in safety and performance. It’s about the styling and nostalgia, more the nostalgia.

Leno and Seinfeld should just buy a parking lot. That’s what the only guy from Seinfeld worth a damn would do.