I want a song that glorifies high mile shitboxes that receivevie regular maintenance using oem parts.

I want to do the opposite of what this song says and advocate for a Datsun over a Mercedes. 

How much say do the actors in the commercial get? Did they ever get an opportunity to say “Hey, we’re Black and nobody talks like this.”?

But as a Black man, I can say that the Black community doesn’t need marketing that uses our slang.

Also driving there at the end of December from Detroit. I’ll also go out of my way to avoid Nebraska so I’m taking the southwest route along I-44 and I-40.

Yeah. I mean Id certainly buy a Lambo if I could because I’ve wanted one since I was 5 but I really just want money so I can stop working so much and have more time. Id like to start a cured meat shop that I don’t need to churn out a profit to live off of.

How can Tesla possibly be worth the same amount as Google?

1st Gear: Tesla being valued so highly might be one of the best examples of why the stock market is just entirely smoke and mirrors.

EVs are fine. I don’t have a problem with them.

They’ll go 100 % electric as soon as they find a way to make electric motors with self-destructing timing chains.

This is the best current Texas plate available. It’s got everything you could want. A rando on a bike, a woman’s backside, and an inexplicable exclamation point after the word ‘Trails’ that will show other drivers exactly how excited you are by the concept of a trail.

Why the fuck would live ammo be anywhere near a film set using prop weapons

They probably changed it because it encouraged road rage by flipping the bird at everyone.

That is a really good plate, I love the color scheme. I also like how the cactus appears to be giving the finger. 

I’m sorry, but folks from states with no front license plate requirement don’t get to complain here. :)

You’d be surprised the reactions some people have to a man taking parental leave. Add in the fact Pete is gay and you’ve got a double whammy of backward thinking.

I don’t understand the point of your comment. Are you opposed to parental leave?

At the same time, why does everything have to come down to legality and signed agreements for things like this. Shouldn’t a well functioning system be easy to navigate, transparent, and not rely on having to protect yourself all the time?  An ideal system here should be relatively “frictionless” so to speak.

Obviously they want you to trade up to a 4 or 5 series.

This: