Chirst, you must have used up a life time of pretension to write this article. Will you have any left to write your next article?

GTA has really jumped the shark, or landed on top of it via a car attached to a parachute.

Here’s what she was really thinking while filming, “I’m going to be Internet famous! I’m going to be Internet famous! I’m going to be Internet famous!”

To be honest, the only way Sega will ever get me to buy a Sonic game at this point is if they put Sally Acorn in it.

Raiden is just a walking cliche anime trope. You do a fine job trying to make him sound more interesting than he is, but he is about as 1 dimensional as characters come. He has no characrter development, he has melodrama that plays around him. Any of his “struggles” come from superficial character development.

lol! I had the same problem, mostly because I had gift cards for different stores... um... long story, not worth it, but I went with Digital because it will be a game I always go back to in between other games, and I don’t want to be without the cartridge.

Eh. It’s no Salmon Run.

Sorry SHE mentions that in the article.

Yeah he mentions that in the article.

Well it has Bluetooth. That is how the Joycons communicate to the System. I guess it just can’t handle multiple pairings of devices? Or I guess, why is there no headphone jack in any of the controllers? 

It will probably take someone strangling themselves to death with all those wires for Nintendo to change it to something that isn’t ridiculous.

Just get ready for his Presidential run. And because this country is a giant sinking shithole, he will win.

It’s even funnier when you think about how much Miyamoto hated Donkey Kong Country. I’m sure he walked out of that restroom thinking, “And these are the guys that made a game that outsold Yoshi’s Island.”

Yeah I always set my son up with his own profile, and I’m not sure why because he never uses it, and I don’t blame him, because like you said, we’ve unlocked all the cool shit on my profile.

Still waiting on some engineer to come up with a a nice Switch case, that isn’t a hard shell but still protects the device and makes it easy to take out to dock it.

Still waiting on some engineer to come up with a a nice Switch case, that isn’t a hard shell but still protects the…

Spoken like a true cuck.

I had my first taste of what speedrunning must be like a couple of days ago after the Splatoon 2 Splatfest. My son was watching and wanted to see me beat the main boss from the first game. Something I have done at least 20 times now because he likes to see it, and I dread it every single time because it is a hard…

I feel like I’m getting old where I’m at the point where I just tell everyone to read the manga of everything instead of the anime adaptation. It’s tempting to want to see bright colors move around especially with action scenes but the quality with most anime adaptations just isn’t there, and they almost always have…

I feel the proper course for the FLCL mind is Evangelion -> end of Eva -> FLCL and then onto anything made by Trigger.

I think Sansa just doesn’t give a fuck anymore, but I do think it is possible that she did that to make Jon look more kingly, because after that moment it was the first time in this entire series where he actually acted like a leader and took charge.