I agree with much of what you say, but I really really liked that Rey’s parents were nobodies. It means the Force is more democratic, and isn’t purely a blue-blood royalty hereditary sort of thing. It’s time to move beyond the Skywalker family, perhaps

tom hanks. we still have tom hanks. hold on, tom. do not get on that plane. like... any plane in any movie. ever. just stay home.

Except for John Oliver and Samantha Bee; may their shows never be cancelled!

 Tbh, if Dolly Parton is a predator, just don’t tell me. I couldn’t take it.

That season of Fargo was amazing. My husband did not want to get into another tv show, but I convinced and basically spent the entire time staring at him so he would have to admit how great it was because I’m a terrible person to be married to.

So say we all.

When Plemons was on Breaking Bad, fans called him Meth Damon.

To be fair, the first time I saw Jesse Plemons I called him Fat Damon.

Actually, dogs are omnivores, not carnivores. There’s a big difference.

That’s great. Moby just had a city pay three professionals to study a policy that was obviously terrible and would quadruple the food budget.

This is bonkers. Animal shelters have enough shit to deal with, they don’t need to fend off lunatic granola people trying to police dog diets. Why don’t these people focus on actually helping shelters? Spend their time an resources helping solicit donations to cover expensive vet care?

a few years ago 90s music night had officially replaced 80s night at bars. It was then that I accepted I was an old person.

One’s 20s might be the optimal physical time to have a child, but that doesn’t mean it actually is the BEST time to have one. Each person and family is different, and what works for some won’t work for others.

Oh Bobby, you are too innocent for these terrible times. John Stamos has not only talked about losing his virginity, he HAD A TV SHOW on this topic. And for the record, he was 17 (and a half):

That may be fair enough for you, but I refuse to believe I lost my virginity at a younger age than John Stamos. Seriously, just look at that man.

She was killed by a drunk driver (revealed in A Very Special Episode where Kimmy tries to drives drunk). I’m assuming it wasn’t on her way home from the hospital sooo...yeah.

In the very first episodes of Full House, Danny Tanner turns 30 and it’s a big deal.

Don’t tell me, cuz it hurts.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

“My accountant while we’re at it is one of them. I ate a bagel once. That Schindler’s List sure was a sad story, glad it was only a movie.”