Never mind American Beauty, which (arguably) wasn’t as good as TUS but still pretty decent... ya know, until recently. At least LA Confidential was an ensemble cast... right?

I just rewatched Little Women and fell in love with him. I first watched it when I was little and was pissed she didnt end up with Laurie.

His most famous movie (in my heart and my loins):

Speaking of Fred Armisen, I was really expecting there to be new accusations about him coming out.

“You have indicted me. … That’s not innocent until proven guilty.”

Am I the powerful man?

Thank you John Oliver, for being courageous. There are interviewers out there who won’t even stand up to a pedophile or the president who supports him and I can’t wait for you to interview Trump, any Trump, any Trump at all (through blood or through marriage).

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

I was part of the main demographic at that time, I was 20, my boyfriend at that time invited me to watch it, I slept through the movie because it was (and still is) so boring.

And also Hayley Joel Osmont. I’ve never heard a bad word said about him, so it feels mean to say this - but poor guy definitely falls into this category.

That’s what Titanic fans love about the movie. They get older, but Jack stays the same age.

“Draw me like one of your French Canadian Cajun girls...”

I think of Matthew McConaghy as Sheriff Deeds fom Lone Star, and Sheriff Deeds would make a fine, if slightly terrifying, Jack.

I actually like the turkey-giving goofball, too, but I spent the day Christmas shopping and am lashing out.

“And maybe less sad when he died.”

I do not like Titanic and I agree, McConaughey would have been a terrible choice.

Have you seen Titanic recently? Leo may be older than Kate but he has undergone an odd aging process. In Titanic he looked like a middle-schooler who sings in a boyband... and Kate looked like his governess. He segued into looking like an aging, overweight German pig farmer. He never really had a prime, did he?

Art hired studio musicians to re-record all of the songs on the greatest hits album so that he didn’t have to pay as much in royalties to the original band members.

Can you explain. Not a huge fan of Everclear or anything, but curious as to why you classify Art as a “terrible person.”

I’d listen to Santeria on rotation for a full 24 hours straight if it would guarantee I would never have to hear Hinder’s “Lips of an Angel” again in my life.