Ugh, really a Sophie’s Choice situation there. But I think if I HAD to choose I’d rather them mess with taxes than healthcare. But really I’d like them to just go away.

OH MAN is Klaus sweet IRL? This makes my day!

I’m starting to think there’s a reason he was so good at playing a rapist vampire.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Reproductive Coercion is not cute, guy. This girl might wake up in a year and realize she married a controlling psycho. This is like the beginning of a story about a guy who kills his family because they lady breaks up with him.

I will never be able to see this smug asshole without thinking about how he pulled this shit. Had Reed been smart she would have dumped him then and never looked back. A man who would do this kind of thing has zero respect for you.

The title is wrong. The Marine Corps is getting their first-ever woman INFANTRY officer. They’ve had women officers for quite some time now.

His change in expression and in total persona at that moment was the pinnacle of the season for me. I had been kind of passively enjoying the show until Suddenly Evil Ted Danson put me in a happy place.

You’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is terrible.

It made perfect sense- it’s the same philosophical concept as Sartre, only longer form and more modern.

Yeah you’re about the only person who feels that way. It was brilliant.

That’s ridicous? It was perfectly plotted through out.

I’ve been kicked by a deer - ergo all deer must be hunted to extinction. David told me to do it.

Tourists are dangerous to bison.

“Bison are very dangerous to tourists who approach them.”

Wow you’re totally right, guess we might as well exterminate all of the bison in Yellowstone and any other place that has high tourism traffic.

And that’s how evolution works. If you’re too stupid to figure out not to walk up to a bison, you’re too stupid to live.

They live well in Poland yet as soon as they crossed the border into Germany they get shot on sight! Wonder why.

Spain has the running of the bulls.... Germany could start the running of the Bisons. Right?

Yeah but teaching a bison to use a rifle seems like a lot of work.