I’d rather fight one duck sized Ronda Rousey, and still lose.

At one point there was also a Starbucks “hack” (I know that term’s being debated below) floating around Pinterest that suggested ordering a grande, but asking that they put it in a Venti cup.The idea was that the person who would actually make your drink would see the cup and just make the regular Venti, while you’d…

COCO: You know what, I feel like I’ve been a part of Jezebel’s lives for a very long time! I’ve been on Jezebel since, I think, day one!

She does seem like a sweet pea. They seem to be loving life and having fun. I hate when people call women bimbos. Usually the ‘bimbos’ are the sweetest ladies around.

I LOVE COCO, TOO!

i fucking love how they talk about themselves. honest, but confident. i love it. i love them, this is the best.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT INTERVIEW OF ALL TIME

I really love them so much. I hope they have one million babies. Or as many as they want.

I fucking love Coco. There I said it. She seems like that friend that is super nice but will go from 0-100 real quick when you need her to.

No offense but I agree with you.

I used Alba’s sunscreen and I got a sunburn.

He does have a cabin! Right next to my friends’ family cabin. It has a scary man cave full of dead animal trophies. A polar bear rug and shit. (So says my friend.) Apparently this guy is just a total douche and won’t let anyone hunt deer on his property during hunting season. The irony!!

Yea verily, thou shalt get an AR-15 to protect yourselves from the poors who I have cursed. Thou shalt only do it in the butt until thou art married.

Isn’t that after he clarifies that the AK-47 is the holy assault rifle of god?

Is that before or after the passage where he waves a gun around, and when a member of the crowd looks scared, berates them because the safety was on?

“we, as a hospital, refuse to give any medical services because we don’t want to perform appendectomies”

Well lets just be real here. A woman's place is not really in a university anyway.

What could possibly go wrong? Oh wait...

Just like Jesus would do.

Ah, the good old “let’s stop providing basic health coverage, like offering meningococcal vaccines in a meningitis prone environment, all to put a few whores in their place “ plan. Works every time.