Back in 2001 I worked at Bath and Body Works at Lenox Mall in Atlanta, GA when Whitney and Bobby came in. Whitney bought over $600 of candles and lotions. Bobby picked out one thing - a fishbowl full of small orange goldfish shaped glycerine soaps. He wanted every single one we had for his daughter. I can’t stop…

Someone please explain this to me. I don’t get it.

One of my friends told me that out of the 13 girls in her elementary school classroom, 9 of them had “Marie” as a middle name. I think it’s pretty common :)

This is why I don’t consider Brave New World a dystopia.

I would applaud, but all these piles of morning-after pills and IUDs are immobilizing my arms.

If only!

You either pay into a system that provides all recipients with basic, fundamental care even if a man in a funny hat doesn't like it, or you go without insurance. Period. Those are the options, dickbag. And your daughters are going to use contraception anyway. Almost all Catholic women do in their lifetimes. You…

This guy makes it sound like a tsunami of birth control drops on you the second you sign up for health insurance.

Why are the people most determined to reproduce always the last people who should be reproducing?

A bunch of them recently called Bernie Sanders, the Jew who lost family in the Holocaust, Hitler. They have no sense of irony.

>>>They are now 1 short step from calling Obama Hitler.

Hitler-y Clinton - calling it!

As Jon explained to Tucker Carlson while taking his show off the air: “The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?”

Jon Stewart works for Comedy Central. Not “Get Things Done” Central.

Dude, I’m from Syracuse, I know all about lake-effect snow. Nice try though.

Wait...do people really think there are really royal family members and members of parliament that are running around all “Hail Hydra!” to each other?

I just love this whole outrage. Can you imagine the ruling family of a empire that at the time had brutally subjugated 1/4 of the planed, did a nazi salute.

I don’t understand why any of this matters today. The Queen is about to turn 90, and she doesn’t actually rule anyone. The Brits were our allies in WWII, AGAINST Hitler. Hell, even Rumsfeld, under Regan, met with Sadaam Hussein to create ties with him, AND we gave him weapons of mass destruction* before we went all…

This story has nothing to do with this but it reminded me of a story my grandma told me. It was one of her earliest memories:

I’ve only watched the video once but it looks like Mom was the first to salute. That bears out my theory that parents teach children things.

Does anyone have a gif of Corgis goose-stepping? Because that would be hilarious.