Have you seen the new Extra Toasted version? If they don’t have nasty ass flavor dust on them I may be in heaven.

A real thing that happened while shopping with my son, who was six at the time. I had Defcon 5 PMS, so I’m loading up with Oreos, ice cream, etc, and while I’m standing there debating getting two cans of Pringles, because I needed two different flavors, my son said Mom...I don’t think this is a good idea...

I don’t get it - what is the effing point of getting low fat or fat free stuff if the entirety of everything else you eat is bereft of nutritional content.

I would think it sadder if it were for her kids!

Eating fat doesn’t make you fat. That’s not how it works, people!

I immediately distrust anyone who doesn’t include Cheez-its on their shopping list.

What the hell is Spegetius? A fallen Roman leader made of pasta is what i’m seeing in my head.

People: knock it off with all this fat free crap. If you're still fat then guess what - it doesn't work!

If fat free bacon is a thing, I’m not sure I want to live in this world anymore.

are these small lighters, lighters for babies, or a way to light a baby?

YES. Such a huge red flag.

Scientology is like your immature ex, who trashes you to everyone after you break up with them for being such a dick.

Thank you! So right. You verbalized what I was thinking.

Why does every comment from a Scientology rep sound like a middle school game of “I’m rubber, you’re glue?” She’s a person. You represent an organization. Grow up.

I’d say she has more altruistic purposes in mind.

If I was a spokesperson for a church and I was confident with my spiritual choices and with the value of the religion and a former member left and badmouthed my religion I would probably just say “We’ll have to agree to disagree.” Or maybe make cite some scripture explaining why I disagree with her conclusions. I…

Silver Linings was terrible. It’s a big giant trick making you think you’re in for a powerful examination of humanity (based on the previews) when ACTUALLY— BAIT AND SWITCH! IT’S REALLY A DANCE/COMPETITION TROPE MOVIE! You’re better off watching Strictly Ballroom or Dirty Dancing and calling it a day.

If “joyless hag” isn’t in my obit I’ll have failed myself in life.

Jennifer Lawrence’s breakout role was in Winter’s Bone, where she played an age-appropriate character who was nothing like real-life J. Law. (At least, nothing like the way she comes across in interviews.) And she acted the shit out of it! That was such a good movie. Did you see it?

I had NO IDEA Lawrence’s character in Silver Linings Playbook was supposed to be 39. What the hell, cast one of the many talented actresses of the right age. ugh.