brilliantbutmedicated
BrilliantButMedicated
brilliantbutmedicated

I was never taught about shaving my legs, so I never knew that I was “supposed” to shave my legs above the knee until college. I’ve actually never shaved above the knee, the hair is not dark. (thinking now I need to inspect how much hair I have above the knee....)

As Linda from Bob’s Burger’s said “Don’t shave above the knee, honey, that’s for sluts.”

My mum told me the same thing, and I never have and I’ve never had to. There’s a bit of blond hair on the front, but it’s like arm hair (you can’t see it), and there’s none on the back. I think the problem is that it’s not the same for everyone.

Extra meta points for using a Joss property to respond to a comment referencing a Joss property.

Jada Pinkett-Smith says she is not Will Smith’s “watcher.”

I would bet that she got high with him during their hysterical cooking segments. (Martha and Snoop cooking together is the BEST!)

So, the insider trading conviction was just to plead out to avoid being nailed for a hydroponic marijuana operation that put Saving Grace to shame?

Typos happen. It is what it is. >:)

There’s no way Martha isn’t growing some organic, heirloom super-weed on her farm somewhere. Probably behind the blueberry pergola.

I know it didn't happen, but I really want it to have happened.

Um, I'd be quite happy if there was a channel dedicated solely to Golden Girls reruns.

I love that Lifetime is so self aware of their shtick. What is everyone’s favorite Lifetime movie? I’m torn:

Yeah, I hear ya. I’m kind of there. I didn’t like him for so long, and then I realized a lot of his stuff was really great and even a bit feminist, and now I find out I was right all along? Dammit. I can only flip-flop on this man so many times, world.

They can definitely keep showing those Golden Girls reruns.

I’ve always preferred Death of a Cheerleader where Becca from Life Goes On stabs her to death with a cucumber knife and then blames it on the goth kid.


“Remember when they used to just playMother, May I Sleep With Danger? and Golden Girls reruns?”

My ex did the opposite of freaking out and offered to officiate at the wedding at a steep discount. I think I will take him up on that because it’s such a delightfully odd thing to say. “Oh, yeah, my ex husband will be marrying us.”

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it

I had not thought about it that way. Now I’m sad.