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BrilliantButMedicated
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I did not hate the ending of BSG nearly as much as GOT.

Now this song joins Sia’s “Breathe Me” on the list of songs that can make me randomly cry in the grocery store because of beautiful series finales.

This is the only acceptable way to end a whole ass show with a U2 song. No one else should every try.

I had no idea this movie existed until quarantine led me into a deep dive into end of the world films.  It’s such a great little gem of a film.  Sandra Oh and David Cronenberg as a married couple?  I’m in.

They would have found Osama bin Laden years earlier if he’d tried to scam the IRS.

Also you kind of need the military to pull off a coup and basically everyone in the military who counts has endorsed Biden.

I’m disappointed that Trump turned out to be the antichrist.  I always thought the antichrist would at least be suave or sexy.  But in all seriousness, I don’t understand how he does it.  He has all the charisma of a piss-soaked sock and yet people just bend to his will.

Carl Reiner was literally rolling out the Anti-Trump tweets until just a few hours before he died.

Evans and Pine are always one-upping each other for my top spot. Hemsworth is meh.  Pratt is the garbage Chris that we need so that we can better appreciate the greatness of the other Chrises.

Some more than others. J.K. has taken a pretty extreme turn.  

Describe the GOP platform in 15 words or less: Totally Cool With You Getting Evicted and Starving and Dying and Stuff”.

That’s the only way Cats could have been more terrifying.

But don’t overdo the polar bear liver or your skin will fall off!

I’m pro just getting rid of anyone with the last name Paul. If we could get rid of Logan, Jake, Rand and Ron the world would be much improved. Sorry Aaron Paul, you’re collateral damage!

Riker is such a hipster with his Jazz music and trombone and beard and his weird way of sitting in chairs that it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he was the one that introduced poker to the crew.  He probably also makes kombucha and soap.

The Carters are always so classy!

This was me except I was obsessed with Jack Kerouac.  At 16 I thought he was a misunderstood genius.  Now I just see him as a jobless drunk and deadbeat dad who lived with his mother.

Yep, one of my top lays was a very mousy guy who somehow managed to look simultaneously 15 and 45 at the same time despite being 30.  Would never have expected it.

Yeah, the poor family that owns Walter White’s house from Breaking Bad has been dealing with pizzas on their roof for years.

Also, if he’s the only doctor onboard, all these women are current or potential patients so it’s definitely a huge breach of medical ethics.