I have a friend who didn’t vote for president in 2016 and I want to fucking strangle her every time she complains about Cheetolini.

She did have the less bad kind of pancreatic cancer (like Steve Jobs should have survived if he hadn’t fucked around with alternative therapies for so long), but I agree that she definitely should have thrown in the towel as soon as we had Obama and a Democratic Senate and found some other way to infuse her life with…

I’m still a bit salty that she didn’t retire under Obama I but if it came down to it I’d embrace the void and give her mine, leaving this increasingly apocalyptic hellscape behind, as long as she agreed to financially support my cats and snake for the duration of their lives (I’m sure she can afford it).

I think Six Feet Under has held up but maybe it depends more on where you are in life and how you relate to the characters.  When the show came out I was the same age as and on a similar trajectory to Clare (I also dropped out of art school to work in an office and even have red hair to boot).  When I rewatched it, I…

If anything, his acting is more impressive in light of what we now know about him.  He really managed to fake learning lessons that he never learned in real life.

If anything, I'm more impressed with Spacey's acting now than I was at the time.  He really sold it when Lester snaps out of it and realizes that sleeping with teenagers is bad, a lesson Spacey apparently never learned in real life.

Amateur hour. Everyone knows you should always go with “telepathic cephalopod” just to be safe.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Apparently, he was actually a left-wing extremist.

But how tho????

Yeah, I don't really understand what the problem is here with Cooper.  I feel like this site has had a bug up their ass about him since he inherited all that money.

The year Brisco County Jr. was the lead-in to the X-Files on Friday nights was great.

Helo is also in a shit ton of Canadian TV shows (Bomb Girls and some Western about a town full of women are two I can think of off the top of my head).  He may not be a household name but I'm sure he makes a comfortable living.

I once had my yeast infection treated by a Dr. Muff (or Mr. Muff I guess since he was a PA?).

I’m turning 34 this week and I remember it well. My parents were born in 1949/50 so I was basically the same age as they were when JFK died. They were super affected but I mostly just gained a fear of private planes (and air travel in general since this was exactly one day shy of a year after TWA flight 800 crashed).

It's the future, just beam the shit out of the dog's colon.

CBS just found literally the only way to get me to pay for their stupid service.

And Bill's (or is it Ted's I can't remember) stepmom.

Hugh Grant was my first guess.

I’d say basic bitches and bros love DMB in equal measure.