Oh god, my teenage cousin was babysitting me when that came out and her friends wanted to go see it.  She thought it would be a great idea to just take me along.  I was five.  I have never been the same.

I questioned this too but I used this magical thing called “Google” before leaving an ignorant comment on the internet.

Yeah, that was the biggest emotional kick in the dick for me as well.

It never occurred to me to even consider MC5 as anything other than punk...

Ain’t nobody that’s wants their cervix fucked.  Size is extremely overrated.

Jon Hamm is also from Missouri where Rocky Mountain Oysters are commonplace.  I’m sure this wasn’t a huge deal for him.

It reminds me of that magazine that had that “Celebrities: They’re just like us!” where they highlighted dumb stuff like how Alexander Skarsgaard uses shopping carts at the grocery store or whatever. Like we are all supposed to be amazed that he can’t levitate his groceries or doesn’t have an army of trained monkies o…

I would allow him to watch porn in the living room if it prevented BBT from getting turned on.

Real world problem, guys. I’ve been dating this guy for about a month. He’s hilarious, really nice, treats me like a queen, has good job prospects, and is even taller than I am (which can be hard to find). But... HIS FAVORITE SHOW IS BIG BANG THEORY. What the fuck do I do???? I guess I should just be thankful it’s end…

That’s the one where all the doors of the house get pounded on simultaneously right???? That’s one of the best too. I think that was the first year I read them.

It’s one of the reasons I like to sit with my back to the wall.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe this will be the year someone will top “Look at Me”.

Yeah for some reason I thought he was closer to 50 and she was closer to 20.  I had no idea Chris Martin was less than 10 years my senior.

Well, since there are dozens of strains, it’s improbable that most people would have an concurrent active infection with all 9 strains that the vaccine prevents against.

You should have still been able to get it back then. I was 21 when the vaccine came out and hardly a virgin but the doctors I spoke to suggested it anyway since it was possible but unlikely that one would have been exposed to all four strains.

And yet it won’t matter one bit.

Her parents are creepier than he is.

Especially as this comes right on the heels of the rumors about him dating that girl that just turned 18.

Yeah, I grew up with the same message ingrained in my head.  I still battle against believing that it’s too late for me now that I’m about ten years down the line from the love-expiration date that my mom established.  But then you see something like these crazy kids and realize it might be okay after all!

Yeah, everyone always raves about Mrs. Maisel and I always vaguely think that I should watch it but when I sit down and read the description or see an ad I just never feel drawn to it.