GOOD BOY. GOODEST BOY.

That story is why I am no longer allowed to read scary stories.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes it’s very nice. And I love that you said “hog wild”. I rarely hear anyone else use that term, it was one of my dear Dad’s favorites.

So Pence is the Kings Hand?

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i like emily but honestly why isnt allison in like every movie and show

They might be too old to be Nevaeh’s, but they may have a daughter named that!

“this is merely the fourth time in her tenure as a royal”