WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Yesssss we have the same brain on this one!

given the way my family’s Camelbaks leak, they’d be wiped from existence in mere minutes.

Ewwwwwwwwwww! I have a pretty strict nothing-but-water-in-the-Camelbak rule, and this totally backs that up.

BACK IN MY DAY WE SUCKED ON WET SPONGES STRUNG AROUND OUR NECKS AND RESOAKED THEM WITH OUR TEARS

Looking for implied Judeo-Christian manifestations in entertainment, no matter how absurdly placed, has long been a hobby. My favourite is The Grinch Who Stole Christmas: if there’s a Who-Christmas, there had to have been a Who-Jesus. And Who-Romans. And a Who-Crucifixion. And probably Who-Pagans whose feasting and…

Along those lines, I have always been fascinated by Han Solo saying “I’ll see you in Hell” in Empire Strikes Back. Not only do they have these people whose religion is based on an unseen Force that some people can control and manipulate, but they also have a concept of Heaven and Hell.

Well, clearly the translator is better at Dinosaur-to-Elizabethan English translation than Dinosaur-to-Modern English translation.

When can we see the updated list, with all the cancellations, and notes for which ones he’ll get huffy about and wander off 20 minutes in?

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

Sometimes you have to even clapback at yourself.

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.

It withstanding the obvious body dysmorphia and general idiocy that makes her think she can just decide to change races, those boobs look so damn painful. How? Why?!

I gotta go Ashley Walters here, English, good looking but much younger than Idris so he could play Bond for longer.

You know what a girl with no hobbies makes her hobby? You. She’s sweet but dull and wants to “be with you” all the time, which will result in weekends spent having brunch and puttering around crappy street fairs and those awful craft towns like New Hope. She doesn’t really have any friends, she just has drinks with…

Technically speaking, we never really KNOW that. From the books, we do know that he has grey-blue eyes and dark hair that falls in front of his face. His father was from Glencoe, Scotland and his mother was from the French-speaking part of Switzerland, but his Aunt lived near Canturbury. Fleming frequently voiced that…

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

Drew is wrong. If a girl asks you about your hobbies and says she doesn’t have any of her own, that’s a major red flag. Not the not having hobbies part. Nobody gives a crap about that, and surely she does something to occupy her time as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.