Damn it Becky/Chad, we get it! You drank cow's blood with the Masai and you held one of their kids. Sheesh.

Jm. The name’s Jm. :)

I feel like if everyone had to work in retail and food service for 3 months each, people would be alot more forgiving about the service they receive.

And this guy. There has been no other since he left us.

*extremely serious millennial voice* I don’t have cable and haven’t seen a commercial in years.

We’re f*****.

This is from The Draw Play a great NFL webcomic. He did a lot of Jay Cutler as a Care Bare who didn’t care but this one is my favorite for obvious reasons :P

Yep, it’s weird— we are both tall and started around a size 6. I just looked back at some pictures of my 22-week “belly” and it definitely just looked like I’d eaten a big burrito, but at the time I remember being super psyched that I finally looked pregnant.

That’s true for anything. Precautions are about lowering risk. There’s no surefire way way to eliminate it, certainly not and maintain a quality life. Doesn’t mean it’s pointless, just that people are horrible.

And don’t forget men can be raped too.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

It was fascinating to watch the Bill Cosby narrative shift seamlessly — and almost instantaneously — from “If he’s been doing this for so many years, there would be hundreds of victims, so he can’t possibly be guilty” to “All these accusers prove that women are just jumping on the bandwagon for a payday, so he can’t…

Not to be PC or anything, but saying she’s a bitch is just wrong. She’s an asshole.

I personally believe that men can be bitches and that women can be dicks but in this case, we’re just talking flat out assholery.

Preach! Mel C carried that whole thing vocally.

Sporty was, and will always be, the best one. (Ginger was cool too)

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Great, now you have three beings with Taco Bell induced shits in your car...

My current home state, Maryland, would be way at the bottom. Given Maryland drivers, we would all die commuting to the invasion.