When I had to take ambien I had to start putting my phone in another room. One night I was texting my gf who was downstairs watching tv with some friends that bats were in the bedroom attacking me. I woke up to about 200 pictures of blank walls I took in the dark of “the bats” and some weird Instagram posts. That's…

olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home

I know you are making a joke, but in reality that IS one of the problems they are not addressing. Guests in the Polynesian resort villas and other places have been tossing food to the Alligators. All those resorts are on the same body of water. The minute you feed an alligator they no longer fear people, and that is…

I don’t understand why these weren’t in place before this. Even the dinky pond at the fenced in dog park in my neighborhood has a sign-and a gator. Every body of water bigger than a puddle has a gator in it, whether you see it or not. But I make this assumption based on living in Florida. If I was from Nebraska, how…

I know a lot of people are arguing that it should be common sense that alligators are in the water, but I wouldn’t have known that. Particularly not in a Disney Park - just wouldn’t have thought of it. The fact that these signs weren’t posted to begin with is amazing and to be honest, I think Disney didn’t put them up…

Thanks for the fearmongering, Lapierre. Now we’ve got armed untrained civilians blasting away at shoplifters:

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

This is a Canadian woman.

Or Glaswegian. But then she would have been off her face on the mushrooms too.

This woman is so badass.

Now I’m imaging Sydney Greenstreet following parody accounts and laughing with that laugh of his and it’s making me sooo happy.

Bette Davis’ twitter would have been devastating. You just need to watch her late night show interviews from the 80s to get an idea of how few fucks she gave.

Oh god. Bette Davis/Joan Crawford sniping at each other every five minutes... Bogart tweeting pictures of each of his drinks... Orson Welles doing carefully-crafted take-downs of simply everyone... Barbara Stanwyck railing against liberals and commies... Could be great.

“Trump voters, are you going to siddown in yer frunchroom and tell yer wives and dahturs dat you support some jagbag who thinks wimmin are two tits and a cooter?"

Yes, it is. But anything you buy in a container, can, or tetra pak tastes like sweaty puddle water.

This is about butt stuff right

It’s strange too, since the AF is pretty tech heavy; you never think of that being a sector that would lend itself to religious fervor, but there are some extremely loud Dominionists in positions of power in that branch and they let the faithful do what they want.

It’s incredibly hard to be the one person going against the current in the military in general. The whole idea of conformity is just hammered into you from day one. Which makes sense and is needed for unit cohesion, but it can extend beyond to a kind of groupthink mentality when it comes to other issues, and that’s…

Dear God. I had no idea about the Evangelical infestation. I’d always been secretly a little envious of the better quarters and overall quality of life (it at least looks like) AF offers, (hence all the Chair Force jokes, it’s pure envy btw) but now...nope nope nope.