Imna start a file of “I just don’t understand how...” comments. JOKING. I don’t have a staff of thousands.

Ugh. Paul Bettany was LAMINATED. Gotta make a new card now.

Maybe he wasn’t. People can become drastically different when substance abuse is involved, as is alleged here. I believe Amber, because Johnny Depp has looked and acted like he’s been on quite the bender for a while now. That doesn’t mean that what his exes said is untrue for them, but it doesn’t mean Amber is lying…

Those are the moments when you want to say, “You know, just because he wasn’t abusive before (that you know of) doesn’t mean that he hasn’t turned into an abuser on drugs and booze. Take one look at him now, vs. 3 years ago. Does he look healthy to you? Or does he look like he’s bloated on booze and pills? Maybe…

I read an interview once with a guy who runs men’s behaviour change programs. He said that without fail they would come in blaming their partner, saying “She just kept pushing my buttons and I lost control of my temper, I couldn’t help it.” And he would ask “So this anger problem that you have, do you ever get really…

Oh god, I just realized what the piece is about. It’s a long piece of wood that is not particularly comfortable. It’s a damn dick joke.

Off-topic: Life can be depressing. However, I have discovered that there is a live walrus cam you can watch every day this summer.

:::uses sparkle gel pen to add more hearts around his name:::

its bizzare right? i was just talking about this at work. LIGHTEN UP SCIENTOLOGY! lol

That says she supports Trump physically going to the UK and speaking his mind, not that she supports his policies. Completely different thing. As much as I dislike Trump and everything he stands for, I agree with her that he should have his freedom of speech.

I remember a-ways back there was a doth-protest-too-much Dirtbag item where Amber was talking about how much she loved being a stepmom and no really it’s great and these girls don’t hate me at all what are you talking about who even told you that they’re lying lalalala i can’t hear you.

I thought she lived in Scotland. That’s why she was so invested in Scotland staying within the Union.

Your description of your friend’s positions and attitudes could just as easily apply to my 70-year-old father, a life-long conservative and Republican, who only recently admitted to me that he voted for Obama in 2008 almost entirely out of fear and revulsion of Sarah Palin, then voted Romney in 2012. And now, having…

Republicans have been true to the concept of fiscal conservatism in name only for as long as I’ve been alive. It’s propaganda that doesn’t have anything to do with their actual policies.

Wow! This was the premise of the sci-fi movie “The Man in the White Suit.”

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

I believe with the fan theory that the reason the Dursleys were such jerks was that they had been living with a Horcrux for 11 years, Rowling said that wasn’t her idea, but she really liked it. Point is, I think she’d admit if she didn’t think of something this good.

It’s there because I put it there.

I bought a flowy white skirt from Target years ago and first time I wore it out I spilled Diet Coke all over myself in the car. I grabbed a napkin and like magic all the Diet Coke slid off the skirt. I didn't read the tag so I sat there stunned for a minute wondering what kinda voodoo I just pulled till my husband…

I also read way too many of those seventeen/YM mag embarrassing stories as a kid. I haven’t had my period in 3 years but I know it would pop up the second I put those pants on.