I mean, I’m pretty sure “pampered alien princess who expects worship from all interactions” is just pretty much her schtick, right? Like if you meet Larry the Cable Guy, I assume he thwaps you on the shoulder and jovially shouts something about pork rinds.

yeah, I think maybe especially for Jenji Kohan’s stuff... I loved the first couple of seasons of Weeds, couldn’t stand it by the end. I don’t want OITNB to hang around long enough to suffer the same fate.

Well, we have these things called periods. It’s a cycle where our uterus sheds bloody tissue for a few days, or a week or so, for the unlucky among us. With a few rare exceptions, we don’t worry until we notice that has stopped, which happens during pregnancy. Women are much more worried about disease and unprotected…

I live in the midwest, and USD$1,400/month for a licensed, accredited daycare is about average, if not low.

For all the inevitable jokes about “who is Rita Ora???” I don’t think I’d ever seen a pic of her until now.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

(I’m kinda looking forward to all the “who” responses. It could be record setting)

Who?

I relayed a comical poker antidote about the rap singer, Macklemore, and you took it up on yourself to insist me? For what? To make your own self head steam greater? Some people. SNH

I don’t care about the persona. I just think he comes up with the most half assed rhymes. His nasal voice isn’t my thing either. Every time I hear him I just think “Well whoever wrote the beat did a decent job. Nice editing.” Drake is the flavorless grey hamburger patty that you get at McDonalds. If you like it, you…

Drake sucks. I’m not sure if that’s a hot take or an unoriginal take. But it’s true. Drake sucks.

if Macklemore were doing witch doctor dances with a bone shoved through his nose

Ummmmm. There’s a “Kidz Bop” version of “Coco” too.

Other people that have been covered in ‘Kidz Bop’

I like to think of them as, “that Swedish band that snuck hella Nazi imagery in their music,” but tomato, tah-mato

His songs have pretty good pop hooks from Ryan Lewis. They make great use of featured artists (frequently black). Ryan Lewis and [insert featured artist here] could replace Macklemore with literally any white guy in Seattle, and no one would notice. Macklemore thinking he matters is like a sprig of parsley thinking…

“Rap fans don’t hate him because he’s white. They hate him because he is bad.”

FUCKING THANK YOU

We already had a good rapper who dealt with the whole being white thing. His name is Eminem. Macklemore is a Kidz Bop rap record that gained sentience.

Macklemore is great at being in songs that would be just as good if he wasn’t in it. No one turns on Downtown and is like “Ohh I cant wait for the sleepy white guy part!”. (Tip: If you are a white rapper making a music video, make sure you are at least the most exciting white guy in it AKA don’t get a crazy falsetto…

But underneath the makeup, Iggy’s just a Wayans brother though, no?