Which one? I’ve been meaning to start watching more Drunk History.

The “Sightings” entry makes me want to report: I saw Ben Affleck leaving Chelsea Market on Tuesday afternoon - kind of nearly ran into him. I was surprised largely because I’m bad at recognizing celebrities - when I lived in New York before the only one I saw and recognized was Carol Kane on two separate occasions.

I don’t really care who Audrina Partridge is (I never watched that batch of MTV shows - I think it was an MTV show?), but if “impossible to satisfy” = “not being okay with erratic angry behavior that threatens our child,” I guess I am, too.

oral sex isn’t any “better” than vaginal sex . . .

I just wanted to comment because I can star you only once. I’m married to a USMC Infantry Officer - I had the same thoughts when I read the “quiet professional” bit.

I miss Adam Weinstein. (I still follow him on Twitter and read his writing elsewhere, but I thought he was a great addition to the former-Gawker-verse.)

A friend of mine is a big designer in town and he taught me, based on his construction-site experience, to recognize the smell of rat poison and avoid restaurants where the front-of-house smells like it.

This would be only if it were important to the writer’s fiancée that her sister be there. Then it would be for her, not the sister. If she’d rather the sister not be there or doesn’t care, the other advice works.

I did see that - eugh. On the other hand, tell your friend about this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008O1G4LQ/

We just have a fairly simple BioBidet toilet attachment (they don’t seem to make the one we have anymore, but it looks like the more advanced ones have dropped in price). It’s not cheap (about $300, maybe a little less?), but worth every penny.

My girlfriend’s older sister, Pam

This is the advice I wanted to see. If fiancee really wants her sister there, maybe offer to pay for a babysitter (and provide a place for babysitter to watch those kids). That may be why she’s saying she’s going to bring them in the first place. A babysitter for 4 kids that young isn’t going to be cheap, so that’s…

We know that our infantile jokes about the shortcomings and cruelty of white people don’t apply to every single person, but we also think it’s funny how you get butt-hurt and cry out in agonizing misery about it.

Rees-Mogg, MP for the 1700s

I AM GOING TO THIS AT THE KENNEDY CENTER YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH - and glad that I stumbled across the announcement on the Kennedy Center website weeks ago since I had to get nosebleed tickets as it is. But very psyched.

The two taken out were his kids/her stepkids; the three left are her kids/his stepkids.

Nah, those are strangers, they shouldn’t trust you anyway.

One of the things was him ordering his stepson (her kid) to hit his daughter. Like, yeah, I worry about those other 3, because that’s going to fuck everybody up.

OH GOD why am I not surprised? That mall was so gross.

Whereas my husband and I probably talk too much about it. Especially after he installed the bidet, although most of those conversations were, OH MY GOD HOW DID WE LIVE WITHOUT THE BIDET, I MISS THE BIDET WHEN WE GO ON VACATION