brightseymour
Seymour Brighton
brightseymour

Here, let’s add to and prolong this woman’s embarrassment. That’s what Jezebel is all about. When you do something like this, Karma gives you breast cancer, just sayin’.

Live your life. LIVE

Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are playing moms now and I am ready for my walking stick and coffin.

Mindy Kalings lips are having a huge month

You’re celebrating an ACTUAL FUCKING SCAM ARTIST WHO GOT RICH FROM OTHER PEOPLE’S SUFFERING.

She was an immoral cunt, and now so are you.

She deserved cancer and got it, and now so do you.

Australia. We shit all ovah ya’s. We don’t even have guns. Or terrible things happening. Or terrible presidential candidates. Our country is better at TV, and nature, and human beings.

America sucks shit. Damn straight you should respect us. We’re down here having the “Lucky Country”... You’re up there deluding

JoJo... that 14 year old from the 2000s? Is she still 14? Didn’t she fuck off and take the hint already?

He doesn’t even deserve blindness or cancer... because you can take drugs for those to minimise pain etc.

You’re a boring human being. A bore. A square. A nerd. Obey the rules! Zeig heil! Obey the rules? What a loser@!!!

FIGHT THE FUCKING POWER. That’s how one should live. DON’T TAKE ANYTHING LYING DOWN.

Ah well, you’re probably just racist. And a wanker. Suicide is coming for you........

You’re a boring human being. A square. A nerd.

You’re a boring human being. *yawn*

You’re a moron. Stop telling people to re-read your post. We’ve read it and.... YOU’RE A MORON.

She was discriminated against. You have to fight the powers that be.

Well, not you. You’re a good boy. You’ll just let the world push you around, until you’re finally shuffled into your boring little coffin. You’re a worthless human being. You provide nothing to this planet. You’re not brave, you’re not empathetic.

Not unprofessional. Fighting discrimination. She’s brave. You’re just some schmuck on the internet trying to drag others down. She wins. You lose.

Look at all his fake reviews too... So many women with glamorous headshots think his clinic is just AWESOME! I wonder if he’ll sue Yelp! now?

Max Landis... is... an interesting guy. A geek, no doubt. But also a clueless bro, who would totally ignore all the reasons not to do something so that he still gets to do the thing he wants.

Which, I guess, is the whole issue with men and consent, right there.

In other words, he’s exactly the kind of guy who would

You’d think Australians would be used to the rest of the world being shittier than home... Australia has extremely high cleanliness and safety. Rio must seem like another planet. The Garbage and Crime planet.

We’re a 1st-world country. Nothing flows any different. But for us, when we leave Australia, EVERYWHERE is shittier than where we come from. Even America is fucking SHIT compared to home. Everything is filthy and dangerous. The rest of the world seems like a filthy, dangerous, tetanus-and-ZIKA infested armpit.

Are you kidding me? None of this stuff DOES matter. How old are you?

I don’t want to live. I don’t need a suicide hotline or some such nonsense. The world is morally reprehensible and I take a conscientious objector stance against it. Life is not magical, impressive, beautiful, worth living, a journey... Humanity is biological filth and I want no part of it.