Who the f is Lion Batse?

I don’t want to live. I don’t need a suicide hotline or some such nonsense. The world is morally reprehensible and I take a conscientious objector stance against it. Life is not magical, impressive, beautiful, worth living, a journey... Humanity is biological filth and I want no part of it.

I don’t want to live. I don’t need a suicide hotline or some such nonsense. The world is morally reprehensible and I take a conscientious objector stance against it. Life is not magical, impressive, beautiful, worth living, a journey... Humanity is biological filth and I want no part of it.

Who the f is Jeff Goldblum? Sounds like an annoying try-hard who’s been given way too much credit.

Your life is shit. Cancer is coming for you

It wasn’t a good movie and Franco is a dull, uninteresting white man who gets too much credit for being mediocre. If this website glorifies either of these people that will complete my migration to feministing. Gawker Media, you’re a puddle of excrement.

Cancer is coming for you :) *waves*

Hey! Rhys Darby is from NEW ZEALAND, guys. Get it right. Australians and New Zealanders sound as different as Canadians and Americans, so you should KNOW BETTER.

Vince Gilligan created the very good Breaking Bad. It’s not possible that he’s ever done anything questionable!

The hanging chads will save him. He’s not worried.

That’s a joke, right? You’re making a backwards joke about how a Tina Fey character looks vaguely like Tina Fey? Please tell me you are, my sarcasm meter is broken this moring.

Can we have people write about this stuff who aren’t 12? Where are the grown-ups? Are you an intern? Is your mommy coming to get you after work? How hard is it to find journalists who were grown-ups during the Simpson case? It was like 2 seconds ago. Jesus, this is embarrassing for Gawker. They have interns left. All…

What’s your point? Their point is to show that even the track star can be an evil person. It’s ironic. I think it’s appropriate.

Dude, give up. The game is just a rotten waste of time for you and everyone who has any connection with it. It doesn’t deserve to exist. You are a loser and the world doesn’t need any more output from losers. Go scribble in your crayon books. You’re a hack. Get the hint. Game development isn’t your thing.

You’re all losers.

You, and everyone like you, are sad. You = Les Mis losers. There is no difference. Sad people who value utter shit. The music is shit. You are shit. Your tastes are invalid and you shouldn’t live.

She what? He what? That creepy fuck. And fuck James Cameron while we’re at it. I hate his planet and this species. We’re all just trash and we value trash. We are the trash of the intergalactic community. Aliens don’t come here like people don’t make a point of visiting Bumfuck, Idaho.

Rob is fat though. No-one likes fat people. This must be someone else’s arm.

Who even is this person? Lots of people die of cancer.

Fallout 4 : Never has a game or its players sold me SO HARD on not needing to play it