No real sapio sexual would use Tinder

Maths rules the day in these situations. Just calculations.

G-forces distort the plane’s frame, making it un-sky-worthy.

OK, think about a ship that hits an ice-berg — and doesn’t sink — but is so damaged that it will always be hard to steer and lets in water all the time, so you can only sail the ship for a few hours each time... Would you trust this ship to sail you across…

I dunno about anyone else... but the Fallouts are environments that do not provoke my curiosity. They COULD... but in the hands of these developers, no.

It’s probably one of the most striking examples of a series I SHOULD love, but when I look at them... they’re just... not... for me...

And yet, I’ll still ride that…

So these are women whose lives are defined by their husbands’ success and you watch them because they are bored and hateful? And you give them promotional space in your website here? Riiiiiiiight.

It’s the Twitter/Facebook rule... “keep toying with it until it’s shit and everyone has lost interest”

Ew. This is just a regular gross dating app now. Before it was elegant. Now it’s too personal and it feels like Tinder are trying to take people and smush them together like barbie dolls to make them kiss each other.

No thanks, I barely even wanted to be on Tinder and had already left it. I won’t be going back.

Nope, we don’t understand. We judge you.

I’ll never understand women. I judge you all for even considering spending any time in the same room as a man. Really. Are you mentally retarded?

America would be better if you copied everything about Australia. Tipping habits, gun laws... my god, the list is endless I really shouldn’t start. But it’s ironic how we were raised to think America is so great, when it’s really a shit-hole that everyone there complains about.

The wife is his psychological accomplice. She might not have abused anyone herself, but... she’s immoral. She’s in his camp. I don’t wish for her to have a change of heart. I’ve looked into her eyes: she knows and she doesn’t care.

I wish I could have a nice outcome like you. I’m just such a god-damned angry person who can’t stand other people, even potential suitors, for long enough to let them in. I block them out, and never reply, and they go on with their lives. They’re better without me, if they’re so good, they’ll only have a shit life…

My friends aren’t losers and we grew up with the internet in the late 90’s. I don’t think a simple tool like the internet can ruin your life if you’re not a dumb-ass. So no, no-one I know would ever give up their personal responsibility and say the INTERNET was responsible for their grown-up problems. The INTERNET…

Grow up, kiddies. You’re way too easily impressed

I’m sorry, but these two are dirt bags. Gwen, I USED TO LOVE YOU, but now you’re an immoral cheating terrible role model. I won’t be recommending you to my young nieces or sisters... You’ve lost me forever. Shame, damn shame on you. Blake is absolute white trash, and you’ve lost all your class for cheating with him.

PS: When I was in my late teens and wondering if I would ever lose my virginity, I had feelings that make it easier for me to relate to those young 24 year olds who are still virgins and wanna kill every girl. Not that I agree with them, but I’ve felt that frustration and rejection.

I read the Tucker Max website pretty thoroughly in 2004 and I got hella laid. I don’t feel great about how many people I blew through in a short few years, and my present self can only take one person at a time. I’m completely averse to hook-up culture. 2 long relationships changed me. But yeh, Tucker Max’s confidence…

Halloween is over. The only people who care are mothers looking to fill their days with pointless busy-work. Your job makes me sad.

So that’s why Gavin Rossdale left her... She’s a cheater, and is dead to me

I’m a big-old pussy-eating lover (without expecting the same in return), and loyally ate my ex for many years, until one day I ate it and it tasted like another man’s cum.

Ironically, I’ve never been with another woman since and have instead been exploring my queerness (turns out I like to eat other things, too).

Lots…