It’s only good in theory. In reality my bottom teeth will cut my tongue to shreds and I’ll resent you for not just letting me do my best work with my hands.

It’s only good in theory. In reality my bottom teeth will cut my tongue to shreds and I’ll resent you for not just letting me do my best work with my hands.

That’s hard. I’m great with my hands, and you wouldn’t hate it.

I’m a big-old pussy-eating lover (without expecting the same in return), and loyally ate my ex for many years, until one day I ate it and it tasted like another man’s cum.

Ironically, I’ve never been with another woman since and have instead been exploring my queerness (turns out I like to eat other things, too).

Lots…

Oh god. Even though my life is enjoyable and I’m not in physical pain, the world gives me extreme existential angst... such that I want to boycott life out of wishing to not be associated with the human species. I want to forfeit my privileges to life, because how can I ever experience my own tiny, pathetic joys, like…

You’re all wasting your only lives away. Walk out the front door and look into someone’s god-damned eyeballs. Toss a ball around. Talk in real life.

All my favourite games are single-player games. I have game-time, then I have lover/friend time. Neither the twain shall meet.

Y’all grew up in a generation fed mindless…

Anyone who cares about this needs a life. I love being grey. Grey is where the cool kids live who swear, and who’s parents let them sip wine with dinner.

The fact you think that waitressing is some kind of money-making pinnacle of career success shows me how low the expectations of Americans are for their own lives, due to the economy. You have to do mental gymnastics to get out of bed every day and live your objectively awful, tiny, insignificant life.

This was the website that finally showed me how shit America is to live in as an ordinary American citizen. Your lives are objectively awful, working multiple shitty jobs... I did NO education, completely self-taught, and have been making good money building websites for my entire adult life. I still worked odd…

I’m so sick of Adele, STILL, after the shit from 5 years ago. I NEED her stay away. I will be avoiding her new music the way I successfully avoided that Frozen movie and its music.

gay men are closer to women’s mentality. because of all the female hormones their mothers have and gave them.

No they aren’t.

Also he makes 4 million dollars a year, so I really, really, really want him to shut the fuck up and drink battery acid and stop fucking whining. What a fucking turd-nozzle.

Is your smaller operation suffering from AdBlock? TOO FUCKING BAD. YOU FAILED. YOU HAVE A SHIT IDEA THAT YOU FAILED TO TURN INTO PROFIT. Die in a fucking fire.

Let me make this very clear, you are not GUARANTEED advertising dollars. If you want your company to be all web 2.0 and run a business on a website like YouTube, prepare to expect failure and be surprised when you succeed. The internet is not a guaranteed money farm. In fact, yes, I expect to browse the internet…

SO YOU’RE ADMITTING THAT THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM IS CORRUPT AND THAT THE UNITED STATE ENGAGES IN “CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT”? BOOM, A JUDGE JUST ADMITTED THAT THE UNITED STATES IS AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL, BACKWARDS, THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU ALL.

I think you meant that they are conservative with their photoshopping. Being liberal would mean they give generously of the airbrushing

How about you die of fucking cancer? Mental defective...

You SHOULD have stayed single. Like my parents should have. Like lots of mis-matched couples I know.

Get your hands off her, before I tear your arms off and beat you to death with them