Now that I’ve decided I hate all you servers and hosts with your attitude, I’m also taking notes on how to screw with servers and hosts I have in future. And I’m planning to come to America. I’m going to travel across America making life difficult for every eating establish I find, using stories from this website. I’m…

Ansel has wandering hands and a sh*t-eating grin.

You’re getting upset over made-up shit that doesn’t matter.

I love that geeks want to be the worst kind of sporting jocks. All sports is ridiculous and pointless. This is sad and pathetic.

Anyone who has even a single good word to say about Scott Dissick, including the people in this comments section, are ovary-intoxicated sperm-dumpster morons who have no taste and deserve to be thrice-knocked-up and then dumped on their asses by their drop-kick boyfriends. You deserve every bad thing that happens to…

Wait, how do you go from....... Nevermind. Probably drugs.

Many things that are extremely unlikely become very, very likely, to the point of inevitability, given a large enough population. There are 7 billion individuals living and breathing every second, making planet earth an infinite random-event machine. Extremely rare events become guaranteed with enough people. That’s…

Is that claim actually true tho? And if a comedian said the same thing but substituted “men” and “women” for “black” and “white” what would the reaction be? Especially when the claim is really false, having looked at the statistics.

They have fully-rendered CGI humans to do this stuff now. I don’t feel bad for this woman. I never have injuries like this, and I think that’s due to my superior choices in life. But it’s always fun to read about all the ways I’m smarter than the other humans.

Going to the dentist isn’t painful enough for you, eh?

Hey Julianne, we had the same conversations when the Fappening came out. This is good advice! Everyone should abuse someone’s privacy TOGETHER, rather than alone.

Isn’t this worse than the Fappening, because those women actually knew the photos were being taken? This human just had his genitals exposed for the world to see by someone with a long lens.

If you have the Ten Commandments you gotta have Baphomet, too...

Between things like this (and watching Inside Out), it’s just a real crying week

Here’s one: and she was killed by a black man, too!

So there’s your trifecta.

Your move, loser

Yeah I would. It doesn’t matter the race of the person who’s dead. Grow up. You’re an adult human. Not a tantrum-throwing baby (OK YOU ARE a tantrum-throwing baby)

Because they were given movies to practise on and say simple lines.

But you’re right. I’m old. Marvel works differently.

Still, women need to be able to act really well. That Hemsworth Thor guy is a surfer in a costume. He doesn’t act. If you think that’s acting, you’re very easily impressed.

You need to ask leading questions like “so we’re on the same page: what do YOU think ‘fish’ is? What do YOU think ‘quac’ is? When you say ‘IPA’ what do YOU mean?”

All these stories are some form of “I worked a job in high school a couple days after I was just born and I had little real-world experience and poor…

Every single one of these stories, and on Not Always Right, can be attributed to the writer’s poor communication skills and lack of intuition in heading off a customer’s un-spoken questions.

Pregnancy seems like something you have to be completely ignorant about, or completely vain and obsessed with making little spud-you’s, for someone to even consider doing something so stupid with your body.

THere are 7 bazillion humans. You making your own is just vanity.