I like seeing useless, defenseless, impractical people like Kim K endure REAL LIFE stuff such as falling down stairs, going to prison, and being pregnant. I feel like their little celebrity bubble keeps them safe and secure and protected from life, and they get the wrong idea that life is an enchanted, #blessed…

Well I’m not beholden to societal standards of beauty, so I did exactly nothing for my beauty on the weekend and I still look amazing. I don’t even have a cologne. Because I’m a man. Men always smell and look great. And women are ugly and stinky monsters who need to cover themselves up as much as possible. That’s what…

You’re right, Helen. Penises ruin everything.

If they can sell it for a person’s mouth, then it should be able to go on a person’s arm. Or don’t sell lava.

We give men passes on their shitty acting all the time. Complaining about Rousey is just sexism, if you let Schwarzeneggar or Stallone or Van Damme in front of a camera.

Great point. We give men passes on their shitty acting all the time. Complaining about Rousey is just sexism, if you let Schwarzeneggar in front of a camera.

Really? You were surprised?

Maaaaaattttt Dammooooonnnnn

People don’t HAVE to know all about food. Some people are born into poverty or under-privilege and they may say some ignorant things in restaurants. It’s possible for someone to not know that Pork is from the same animal as Ham and Bacon, and it’s pretentious and dick-ish of you guys to expect every to know the same…