No one cares about that. She’s white.

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

A couple years ago my mother informed me that I was named after “Jory” from the sequel to “Flowers in the Attic”

And what kind of dirt bag threatens his wife and unborn child with Sonic?

A 15 minute drive? And he wouldn’t do it? For his pregnant wife? Jesus.

Now you have two members. Nuts in brownies is terrible.

Almost caucused for John Edwards in 2008. (I think I eventually went Obama instead?)

KONY 2012

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

Honestly, strict vegans tend to sound like they just got sober or found religion. It’s like, I don’t hold the need to psyche your self up when your lifestyle choices get difficult against you, but I do not like being assigned a role in a motivational play someone else has written. Especially if I’m typecast as…

Unlike Black Twitter.

Some people like to practice their art.

“Strident” has strongly negative connotations and is routinely used as dog-whistle sexism in the same way “shrill” is. Maybe not the best word to use in this context.

But it is just a kettle not a “tea kettle”

The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

Also, way to go school! She tried to do something to empower herself and maybe help others and you stepped right in to stop it! Kudos.

A disturbing thought, Ivanka was 13 in 1994.