The irony is that Portland PB wont even respond quickly to real emergencies so the fuxk she was expecting them to show up for a parking ticket.

Similarly, disabled FULLY ABLE BODIED people think the ADA gives them premium status and enforcement authority to confront and question people about handicapped parking spaces and toilets.

Dispatch: We’ll send someone right over. But how about we do things like check in on domestic violence, respond to hate crime calls, and solve the murders first. M’kay???

I honestly want to hear the recordings of these 911 calls.

Oh definitely Triple P is Queen Asshole of the two. Just another example of a white person who is unable to mind their own business without getting the cops involved. How complicated is it to know that it no one is in immediate danger, it ain’t no damn emergency?!?

I am an occasional caretaker for someone in a wheelchair. People who park in crosswalks are inconsiderate jerks, who deserve to get whatever tickets coming their way. Even if they’re only park just a few inches over the line, so they can run into the store really quick. However, calling 911 emergency services is way…

Not only that, but to live in a place where you think the cops will drop what they’re doing to come investigate... a parking crime. lol, GTFO, 911 isn’t for this.

It makes more sense to shoot vertical. It goes viral when it is being viewed on a phone. By the time it hits the TV news, it's old. 

Niecy Nash consistently makes me smile no matter what she is doing. I love her.

“Regular Frisbee or ultimate Frisbee?”

Can you guys be professional and film that shit horizontally, though? It’s pretty damn stupid when this shows up on the news and they gotta put the sidebars with the blurred background.

How much fucking time to do these White asshats have on their hands?

Beat me to it. I love how not only is it real but also the NYT is promoting it!

That really adds an extra-special thick level of irony on top, doesn’t it??

“911 what’s your emergency?”

“Yeah, I know. Black people have boats too now.”

Folks, if you’re going to be calling 911 on people of color for absolute malarkey, please remember to look your best. We live in a time where everyone has a high definition camera in their pocket.

The number works, too.