Would not be surprised if a third full rotation made an appearance before Tokyo.

...Not that they should be embarrassed, because come on, the woman is a machine! What’s really embarrassing is if they actually thought their maleness was somehow greater than this level of badassery, tyvm.

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

So what I’m hearing is, she’s the long lost love child of T’Challa and Storm?

 I love her so much. Thanks for providing that slow motion version, because I could not understand what I was seeing, lol. 

Honestly, I’d tend to expect women to outperform the men on floor and vault. Upper body strength and height would seem like disadvantages on those events.  More (unneccessary) mass to propel into the air, and higher moment of inertia for the rotations.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

Honestly her double double layout (and even her silivas) embarrasses 98% of men in MAG already.

I THINK I get what you’re trying to say but ... hmm.

The Oatmeal used to have a calculator for this very question about how many 6 year olds could you take in a fight. He later changed it to Justin Biebers for obvious reasons.

Can we see her fool around with rings or the pommel horse at some point? Or would that be too humiliating for the entire sport of men’s gymnastics?

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

Only people that mention President Barack Obama as half-white, are white people who need to convince themselves he’s an acceptable black man. He’s not racially ambiguous in looks or identity. The story of John Henry losses it’s depth if he isn’t US-black, African-American, or whatever form of black former slave you…

Damn, you really missed the mark and the point, and took so many words to do so.

One of these men is black in word and deed...I’ll leave you to figure out which.

Seriously, even Disney of all companies got this right.  I love him, but the Rock isn’t right for this role.

My choice was Mustafa Shakir