brightersideoflife
brightersideoflife
brightersideoflife

I like you to much to lie to you like that.

I think you mean, “I defiantly will.”

I got your joke. Carry on.

Are you grammatically challenged?

No, “have” is correct.

You should “of” checked this comment...

That seems like a pretty solid answer, IMO. It doesn’t sound like they could make the movie without his ok, and he wasn’t around, so it doesn’t seem like anyone was mistreated. Obviously, it would be better if these creeps never made another penny, but I’m also not holding my breath for that. Maybe one day everyone

Is this like normal? Though I don’t know why they needed a search warrant for jeans home at all, except they wanted to see what he had that they could use to flip the story. Certainly it should have been restricted to items related to the shooting,but apparently they were able to just look into everything. 

Well, let’s be blunt. The reason Anita Hill wasn’t “taken seriously” by the all-male Senate Judiciary Committee was because members of both parties have sexually harassed people. They couldn’t bring themselves to condemn Thomas for things they knew their colleagues (and in some cases, they themselves) had done.

That’s oddly impressive. All our utilities in California do is start massive fires with poorly tended telephone wires.

“Vote for me, what have you got to lose?” says the asshole who wants to take more shit from you.

Happens to me all the time, but only when I can’t find the Doritos. But then, it’s like, “fine, I’ll have some Fritos, and pass the bean dip. Ooh, is that a jar of onion dip? Where’re the Ruffles. Dude. Ridges.

Short: Gas company fucked up.

How about a vegan who doesn’t tell you they’re a vegan?

A couple of things we do know:

There is NOTHING that they could have found in that apartment that would have made a difference to me...

You’re joking, but there are actually racists who believe this.

“See now, it is a medical fact that in black people’s bodies the marijuana has an exciting effect, not unakin to turning into the incredible Hulk, which makes them into a “rage monster” who slavers for the blood of good honest white women.”