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I just watched Dr. Strange on Netflix today so now this is conjuring up a whole nother mental image...

Funny how a sentence like “A man was Ubering a Cumberbatch when they came across a Deliveroo” describes something that happened in England, of all places.

STOP IT, I’M GOING TO PEE

My mom calls him Benjamin Cummerbund.

“I did it out of, well, I had to, you know.”

“containing thousands of relatives” and narrowed the leads down to a few candidates before finding Deangelo (this is beyond me).

So that would be an Uber operating without a license? Or are they back in TfL’s good books?

Apparently it was more than just taking personal items, it was collecting personal details etc so he could return and terrorise victims whenever.

A man was Ubering a Cumberbatch

Clearly they were scared off by Benedict’s powerful front talons...

He was reportedly fired in 1979 for shoplifting a hammer and a can of dog REPELLANT from a store. He was stealing the tools he needed to commit his crimes.

He shoplifted dog repellant, not dog food. It’s notable because he regularly evaded dogs and victims said he had a funny smell. Also because who other than a mailman or a prowler needs dog repellant and how did no one ask him that at the time.

Charlene’s stepdaughter (whose father, Lyman, was also killed in that attack) has been attending court proceedings and blogging about it at www.jcarole.com. It’s good stuff. She spoke to an unnamed rape victim who just wants to know if he still has her drivers’ license. This sick FUCK. After all the terror of his

Hobby Lobby the good ole Christian craft store: home of smuggling artifacts out of Iraq and the preferred by serial killers over Michaels.

“If, you know, every — our recollection keeps changing...”

“I didn’t do it. Jay didn’t do it. Jane [Raskin] didn’t do it. Marty [Raskin] didn’t do it. Pat [Robertson] didn’t do it. We didn’t do it.”

The Many Faces of Roody Ghouliani.