Saying that X number of deaths that happened in the aftermath of the storm don’t really count in the official death toll, because they weren’t caused outright by the wind and water, is truly the most sadistic kind of bean counting imaginable.

This is the best/worst visual.

When one of the paper towel rolls hit a child in the face, Trump smiled, pointing at the boy: “This is your fault.”

Maybe Puerto Rico’s president can help take care of their problem. It’s not America’s job to care for every impoverished nation on earth.

Sure, “control the coinage and the courts ...” is always true but it sure helps to control the collection and dissemination of statistics on tragedies that might make an administration look bad.

But just imagine how lives were saved by the 3 rolls of paper towels that Trump threw into the crowd on his 1 visit there since the hurricane.

I swear I remember congress trying to cut SNAP benefits a few years ago and companies like Kraft and Nabisco flipped out. Turns out a lot of their products are purchased with SNAP benefits and they were looking at significant revenue loss. Same with grocery stores. No SNAP means a definite dip in sales. SNAP is about…

I often do the same, as well as inform them that the Freedom Caucus in Congress is most eager to end it, thereby beginning the agricultural economic crisis. That’s the reason why 12 Republicans sided with the Dems against the recent horrid bill they tried to pass.

This is why I never believe any Republican who claims they’ll cut SNAP; the agricultural and grocery store lobbies will never allow it. Ditto for calls to cut Medicaid because the hospitals and the insurance companies who administer Medicaid would raise holy hell.

I came here to say pretty much the same.

I made a Brussels sprout salad one time. One time. Never again. I walked away from that experience knowing two things: 1.) I had wasted an hour of my life peeling off those leaves and 2.) Brussels sprouts should be roasted or fried. Anything else is a bastardization of my favorite vegetable.

I considered a Giada brussel sprout salad recipe until I saw the labor it would take to peel all of those sprout leaves. No way an assistant didn’t set that bowl on the counter before the camera rolled.

Like being poor is somehow proof of bad parenting!

This right here. It’s 2018. Reality TV has been around since COPS debuted 30+ years ago. Does this idiot really think everything he sees on TV is real time, all the time?

I love the fact he’s ignoring the 15 million children in America living below the poverty line.

I feel like, on top of everything, this guy really doesn’t understand how TV and branding work. I mean, sure, the Gaineses have their name and the Magnolia brand on a lot of things, but do we really think that they’re hands-on running all of these things? I always thought of them more as developers who, once they get…

Way to insult every damn parent in Mexico, ASS.

but what do I know?

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?