I hope kinja shrinks this, but still allows you to expand it. It’s impressive how many congresspeople are on welfare (receiving an annual salary more 3 times the national median) while they try to cut poor people’s welfare.

So, how much hypocrisy can one person contain before they collapse into a singularity? Sean Hannity is the brave soul willing to find out!

You also apparently vastly overestimate the extent to which I either should, or do, care what you think.

First — I’m not “angry”, so don’t try to assert some narrative you can’t support with actual facts, just because you personally have the emotional range of a raccoon and as a result you only do rage and sleep.

I was in fact pointing out that the scales aren’t balanced. I never said anything about one network or platform not ever having had a history. The imbalance is the point.

So ... I’m a little bit lost. By “everyone”, he really means every man, since women have already been doing it on prestige tv ever since someone thought up the moniker “prestige tv” — see generally, Olivia Wilde in Vinyl (which wasn’t even renewed despite all the “prestige”, which I suspect was related to the cost of…

I hope it was a dream. And if so I seriously wish you better dreams.

Well, for once Mr. Harriot, I COMPLETELY agree with you.

I have hustled my man out of SO. MANY. MEALS. simply by betting there will be a breathy white girl cover of Billie Jean.

Because it’s a breakup song, I can see Darth Becky taking a stab at Burn Rubber. In which case I might have to burn mayo.

You forgot anything by Michael and Prince. Just don’t go there.

To be fair, I was really drunk.

Gotta Add Outstanding by the Gap Band. Beiber would do this. And it must be stopped.

And the whole point is that they’re all abominations that never should’ve seen the light of day. I don’t even need to look.

Thanks for making me feel old. I knew all of these songs by the screen capture.

The (old head / auntie) millennial delegation would like to submit these for consideration

Look, I am as much a fan of banjo and fiddle-friendly covers as the next Mayosapien, but if I EVER hear this I will personally track down the perpetrators and smack the mayo out of their hands.

I’m not going to check to confirm cuz ick, but 1000% sure that there’s at least 20 white covers of Formation on YouTube right now.