The AZ Cardinals have a great Spanish language radio crew. They know the game well, and make it ridiculously exciting. And I say this not being fluent in Spanish.

Good to know that the Spanish for “hat trick” is “el hat trick”.

it’s not a rational thought process though?

Yeah, my 10th grade sex ed class did a similar thing with a rose that we passed around and each took a petal off of (gross). It was weird, because it wasn’t even an abstinence-only curriculum, but they were required to bring in an abstinence speaker. I wrote him a very strongly-worded letter about how he was being…

Thank you for the link. Ms. Smart is very right on, especially in this example, explaining how the concept of “sexual purity” factored into her decision not to run-

I was never that impressed with Young Hemsworth and always attributed it to him being slightly below my age bracket preference. However, seeing him next to Goldblum makes it clear that some men drip sex appeal no matter what age they are. I will never feel ashamed of my Jeff Goldblum love.

It’s not strange at all. Jeff Goldblum is a forever babe. The man is a wellspring of charisma and stirring eyebrow waggles, and we are all Ellie Sadler, helplessly giggling naifs in the face of his nonsensical mathematical flirtations.

Than either Hemsworth, in point of fact.

That gif is mesmerizing. Even Jeff Goldblum’s mild disdain is sexy.

Has everyone seen this?

Damn straight. I didn’t even notice the guy in the back.

Goldblum is hotter than Hemsworth. #fact

I don’t know. We re-watched Earth Girls are Easy last night and he's been quite fetching from the beginning.

Yes. Absolutely. With both of them, on top of the jet.

Goldblum looks better now than in ‘96

Well thank God, I can cancel my zanax prescription now.